shit balls

an exclamation or just saying because your a dumbass

"that bitch has nice tits" "shit balls!!!!"

by im gay 69 January 3, 2008

shit balls

Similar to fuck balls, it's something you don't want your 4 year old to say

4 year old: SHIT BALLS!!
You: nooooooooo!

by Meepster April 15, 2015

Shit Balls !

what u say when Ms. Perrone wakes up to find that you are giving her dirty grass

Damn she woke up, shit balls !

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

Shit Balls

When you are spewing diarrhea and it splashes in the water and covers your testicles.

Last night I was taking a crap and got the shit balls.

by Bazerk November 3, 2015

shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??

by pussyfarter March 12, 2022

shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004