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shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009
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shitdicky

when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus
a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky
by yoyo45 April 25, 2010
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Shitpickletittyfuck

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!
by Tex Mex August 4, 2004
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ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.
Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!
by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010
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shitpickle

I'm about to can some shitpickles.
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.
OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!
by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015
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shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.
Shade7x is a shitpicker.
by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003
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