shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'

"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."

by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005

shiner

A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction

"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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by itstrueyou February 3, 2010

shiner

To have a poo.

I'm going to have a shiner.

by Elouisa October 17, 2003

Shiner

Comes from the town of "N-AH", is known to most people as, "the complete hero." Captain of his hockey team, a complete faggot. Dates girls that are 4 years younger than him, and has a haircut not too shy of a blowout. Gels his hair 4 days out of the week, leather jacket optional.

"Dude that kids a fuckin shiner, he can't hang out with us."

"Dude stop acting like a shiner wearing that leather jacket."

by bangbros December 6, 2009

shiner

A man or female who features no sign of aging. Particular, has no pubic hair.

by Orthodontic Elastics June 18, 2003

Shiner

1. Someone of the homosexual preference.2. A perfect stereo type of a homosexual.

1. That dude, sure is a shiner.

by Scott Rush March 27, 2005

Shiner Bock

Nectar of the beer gods. Exclusive to Texas and surrounding states.

mmmmmm, beer

by Self righteous asshole November 11, 2003