shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

by theDAN78 November 5, 2009

Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010

Shexting

Sexting but both parties are in the shower

Me and quandale dingle were shexting last night, it was so hot

by figgy swift May 6, 2022

shexting

shexat means netflix & chill for coders

Greva mal shexat.
Let's go shexting.

by shexer December 2, 2020

Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

by The Mower November 3, 2017