shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

sherlocking

The art of asking an asking an unreasonable number of questions upon first meeting a person. Often done by a sibling or other family member of a member of the opposite gender.

Damn annie, what was up with your sister sherlocking last night?

by tao of babble December 13, 2005

shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

Sellecking

The act of pretending to be like Tome Selleck.

Hey, did you see Georges's mustache? Sellecking much?

by D3adb0dyg1rl October 31, 2020

schallacking

When you pound the pussy so hard you wear off her first coat of skin

I gave that pussy a schallacking

by Double o 8 August 20, 2022

Shelcking

The act of letting ones penis grow grime, smegma, and other organic substances around itself to act as a protective shell known as a Shelck.

I heard Tom has been Shelcking for two months, I bet his Shelck is pretty strong now.

by ShudMeister March 30, 2024