Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbating

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024

Shlashturbating

Masturbating while wearing Freddie Krueger glove

Shlashturbating is fun

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025