1.) An elevated place one experiences through extreme shartosis
The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
1.) Friend 1 -"Have you seem that movie This is the End?"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
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Daniel Sharman is an amazing actor most known for playing Isaac Lahey in teen wolf, or Kol Mikealson in the originals. (Also Hot asf and British omfg)
Person: Oh you'll never guess who I met today!
Another person: Dylan O'Brien?
Person: No! Daniel Sharman!
Another person: that's so cool!
Another person: Dylan O'Brien?
Person: No! Daniel Sharman!
Another person: that's so cool!
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Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.
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Get the Shartan mug.The highly-underrated, sadly misunderstood, less-well-known stand-in for the popular super-hero, Batman. Shatman, dressed in a toilet tissue cape was conspicuous by the plunger hanging from his utility belt, and led his civilian life as an innocuous, janitor with tourettes syndrome, horn rimmed glasses and voyeuristic tendencies named "Floyd Furpkin". The writers for the comic series used weak plots and suggestive themes and the general public was not amused with such episodes as "exploding toilet mayhem" and "exlax world submission" and thus the series was cancelled in it's first season, relegating Shatman sadly to a lifetime of widely acclaimed obscurity.
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Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
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