Charmander

Light pubes on fire and then put it out with your cum

I gave this chick a crazy charmander last night

by Bomboclattt January 7, 2020

shmander

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe

fuck you shmander, you like boys

by tim millz October 5, 2006

Charmandering

Setting a vagina on fire then putting it out with cum or spit.

Me and my girl tried charmandering

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.

Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...

by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020

Charmander

A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.

Doug: What happened to Ted last night?

Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.

by charmanderlover July 7, 2010

charmander

the act of lighting a woman's asshole on fire and then licking it

Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do

Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly

by tryje December 3, 2011

Charmander

When you eat very spicy food and then lick someone's arsehole.

Are you ok?

No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.

Now my arse is on fire!

by V.Near April 6, 2020