Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019

shap

The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
Shop

De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street

by Damian October 1, 2003

Shap

When you shit and fap at the same time

He was shapping at my mom's house

by Hambre December 9, 2017

Shap

The male art of masturbating whilst perched upon the toilet taking a dump. Key words here are "Fap" (Masturbate) and of course "Shit". Also, the past pretense of shapping may be referred to as "To have just shame".

"Daaamn, did you hear about Rick in the bathroom?" "Nawh boss, what happened?" "He was taking the biggest shap in life!" "GROSSSSSS." AND "Bro, I think i just shame." :\

by , Señor Pachecks' August 25, 2009

Shap

Blind af potato that falls of his bike. Lives off powdered soup. Known sex pest.

Shap is the worst bike rider in the world.

by Poly89 June 30, 2022

Shap

A man who sends females pictures of other men's penises trying to help them out

"Did you get that from Shap?! that can't be his"

by dblover69 November 26, 2011

Shap

To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.

Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!

by Thevelts May 20, 2016