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Main-sequence Empire

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An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
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Launch Sequence

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A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
by Grizzly May 25, 2010
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JohnMaktric Sequence

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This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents
JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents

Student A:I've gone through the JohnMaktric Sequence.
Student B:What 8745 thing did you do again?
Student A:I killed someone
by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019
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clap sequence

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Clap sequence - the frequency or repetitiveness of the clapping of cheeks; usually associated with intercourse
“Yo I initiated the clap sequence on Emily at that party last Friday”
“No way!! Me too!”

“Me and Jessica broke up last night
“Damn what happened?”
“She just couldn’t handle my clap sequence”
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(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.
A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*
by douche bag February 4, 2005
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An adjective used to describe someone or something that is as sexually attractive as chocolate is sweet. Used more commonly in formal settings between close friends.
"That female next to the bar is the most sexulent girl in here tonight..."
by McNeal Monster January 27, 2009
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the sequence

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when you meet a girl, then she adds you on myspace (or vice versa) then you talk on AIM, then the phone and as soon as you know it you're making out in the movie theatre.
Taylor: Man, MC added me on Myspace last night.
Bobby: The sequence has just begun.
by bobbitoem August 20, 2008
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