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sexit

n. When someone makes an exit from a certain area, but does it in a sultry manner. They do it to leave the people behind them speechless.
*Monica enters the room, winks, and makes a sexit*

Doug: ...Daaaaaaamn. That sexit just gave me a semi.
by Inthelifeofnorris October 27, 2008
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Sexitivity

that dude is gettin his sexitivity on!
by scoots646 January 14, 2010
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Sexiting

While having intercourse, the act pulling out right before ejaculating.
Dude: "So did you wrap it twice to be completely sure?"
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."

"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."

Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."
by DanoHL March 21, 2011
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sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
by derbyroller October 12, 2010
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sexit and exit

Taylor: "Dude, what happened with Maureen last night?"
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."
by nostringer February 6, 2012
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Sexit list

Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies
Dude.... Marked another off the sexit list..... *High five*
by EhmJay69 February 11, 2019
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Irish Sexit

Leaving a social gathering without anyone noticing in order to go have sexual relations.
HOST: “Where did CC go?”
GUEST: “CC made an Irish Sexit to go bang her Tinder match.”
by seemenrun November 12, 2021
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