pee schedule 

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

pee schedule by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

scheduled procrastination 

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

scheduled procrastination by BCEagle September 18, 2003

abc schedule 

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.

Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.

abc schedule by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017

Scheduled Maintenance 

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

Scheduled Maintenance by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

schedule raped 

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

schedule raped by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

I'll have to check my schedule. by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009

granny schedule 

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

granny schedule by Ben Robot July 2, 2008