That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

Selfaholic by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

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sexaphonic

Used to represent the epitome of sexiness. (The greatest level that sexiness can achieve.)

"Damn that hoe thought she was sexaphonic until I strangled her."
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.

sexaphonic by 47X September 26, 2005

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sexalicious

1.) Being so sexy that the word "sexy" can not correctly define
2.) The smell and/or the taste that is present after a hearty round of sex

1.) Oooh,.. that guy is SeX-A-LiCiOuS
2.) "Oooh,.. Your crotch is sexalicious!!"

sexalicious by Dana April 11, 2003

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