A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used
slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the
feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis,
vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an
STD.