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sex ed clown 

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
sex ed clown by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Tech Sex ED 101 

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.
Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

Show-n-Tell Sex Ed 

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.
"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."

Urban sex-ed 

when the virgin admins of urban dictionary reject your new definition, which is just something funny or odd because it doesn't excite thier small flacid inexperienced penises
Oh hey man I googled that word you said, couldn't find it

Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality

Now that's Urban sex-ed

Sex Education

A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
Sex Education by TheMusicsLoud April 27, 2012

Sex Education

Another reason for adults to criticize teenagers.
Also a fortune telling class for many students.