semon demon

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,

matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.

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seron

A guy who is the definition of smooth, tends to be a great lover and treats his woman like a queen..... If she can keep his interest that is.

Seron couldn't help but take your woman away from you its in his nature.

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Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

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The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

seemon by Simon May 7, 2004

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Something sweet that happens, usually out of nowhere. Often the user who says it will move his hands in a vertical motion to accompany the "sirmon."

"Dude, Katy Perry is coming to our dorm room...topless."

"SIRMON!"

or

"Dude, I found the entrance to Narnia."

"SIRMON!"

Sirmon by Astin December 24, 2008

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The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

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A large dirty sex slave. Often named in IC-RP. Usually wanted by police. Hygiene is at a minimum

You dirty sexmon, leave that gopher alone

Sexmon by brainfail May 19, 2009

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