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seriosity

the NOUN form of the word "serious"; the best word ever.
"I just fell, but in all seriosity, I love life."
by Andieeeeeeeeeeeee May 14, 2010
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seriousity

The trait of being too serious for your own good.
Relax buddy, you've got way too much seriousity.

Seriousity killed the cat, and by cat I mean you.
by Isakilla May 5, 2007
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seriousity

a way of being serious. not joking. not lying. being fucking serious. like seriously...
carolina: can i come over to your house later for gossip girl tonight? and THEN we can finish our science project...

ixell: dude are you sure? won't that be tiring?

carolina: no douchebaguette. it'll be cool. i'm serious.

ixell: you sure?

carolina: yeah bitch, i'm talking seriousity!
by cee_ess_ness May 18, 2009
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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010
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Seniority

when in marching band, the seniors get first pick on anything and everything just by calling out the simple phrase "Seniority!"

Sophmores and Juniors are usually accustomed to this power, however some freshman like to put up a stink about it.
Senior- This water line is sooo long! I think im gonna use the seniority card.

*taps freshman in front of him*
Cool Freshman- whats up bro?
Senior- We are gonna play a game called Seniority!
C. Freshman- Damnit I always loose that game! How did you get so good
Senior- hahaha sorry tho im really thirsty
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Senior- Seniority!
Douch Freshman- I don't think so, thats not fair.
Senior- Suck it. *steps in front*
D.F*goes and whines*
by Jbean13 August 17, 2010
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Seniority

The Dumbest thing to happen to a Marching Band.
1. I have more 'Seniority' than you so why dont i have my own seat!

2. Seniority is not a real word you Dumb #$%@%!!!
by Rescue 235 October 12, 2003
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Seriousity

describing a situation or a problem that has to be addressed immediately with highest priority. The word is used when no other word suffice to explain the extent to which a topic is important.
The Secretary General encourages all delegates to address this issue with the utmost seriousity!
by Swayspoon March 28, 2010
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