A Series Of Unfortunate Events

That children's book where people die.

My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!

by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017

It's A Series of Buttons

What you say when you and your buddy are playing video games and s/he asks you how to perform any given action. Although it applies to any game, it works particularly well in fighting games. Used to express annoyance and/or laziness.

Bob: *Performs Haduken*

Tim: "Whoa! How did you do that fireball thingy?!"

Bob: *Sighs* "It's called a Haduken."

Tim: *Rolls Eyes* "Okay, how did you do that 'Haduken' thingy?"

Bob: *Frustrated Sigh* "... It's a series of buttons."

by -.- . .. - .... January 25, 2011

A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.

Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.

by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

A funny way to say no.

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

by pollyumanana August 5, 2012

When the Red Sox win a World Series

A slightly rude way of saying "never."

Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.

by mezzogal August 28, 2012

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005