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Dirty Sergio

Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.
Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.
by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020
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Sergio Move

Leaving your friends hanging after making plans with plenty of time in advance;
Setting your friends up for failure;
Confirming you will attend but ditch and do something else;
Looking out for yourself only; immediately have training or are busy upon hearing your friends making plans to hang out
Sergio Move Defined:

Us: Hey man we are gonna hang at the beach in June. We are planning 3 months in advance just wanted to let you know.
Sergio: I have training that day.
Us: …we haven’t decided what day
#SergioMove
by Dez Knotts July 1, 2022
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Sergio

You guys if y’all ever meet a Sergio keep them. They’re the most loving person you’ll ever meet. Like they're funny and tall and hella fine bro Oof. Pero DONT get him mad it’s like u let Satan out its very scary. Oh and guys they’re hella good kissers and huggers and I’m pretty sure they Lowkey like cuddling. They’re very hardworking people. They’ll always be they’re for you no matter what like it doesn’t matter what time of the day it is hell be they’re for chu like no one else. They’re very special now if u come across a Sergio keep them they’re special people.
Sergio is so sweet.

HES so fine.

I want a friend like Sergio
by Is didbbdjdkdb July 19, 2018
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sergioism

All of the governments best ideal qualities put together ,and not using their bad qualities
in the future years everyone in the world will follow sergioism because it is what everybody wants and is the perfect form of government
by jdimndtrcks December 28, 2010
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Sergio

Sergio is the word for a tall, handsome guy who cares about his friends and family. He is usually working out and eating healthy. Everything around a Sergio is great. Sergios are good people to trust on.
A: Look at that Sergio!
B: yeah! I wish he would talk to me, he is the BEST!
by NenaB February 12, 2009
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Sergiously

A blend of Sergio (Marquina, La Casa De Papel) and seriously, with the same definition as seriously.
Sergiously?

Did you sergiously have this same conversation with your wife yesterday?

Like, sergiously! It's incredible.
by RenataSierra July 11, 2020
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Sergious

To be Serious but with the pwnsome twist of Sergio

Also known as Sergiously
OMG ARE YOU SERGIOUS!?
by XxInvader_EmilyxX January 13, 2009
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