September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

September 9

A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday

September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life

by O'T-O tha 0ne September 5, 2022

September 9

Today is black day,you have to wear black only for this day if not bad luck is gonna happen to you,go on spread the word quickly.

Peppa-hey what is today
The hoe-today is September 9 today is black day so you have to wear black
Peppa-oh I forgot about that

by Peppa the hoe✌🏼 September 8, 2019

September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.

“it’s september 9th”
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say”
“oh no”

by big johnnnyyyy September 8, 2021

September 9, 1999

The day the Dreamcast was released and killed by the PS2 hype.

Advertisement: 9.9.99
*September 9, 1999 comes...*
Guy: Dude, Sega just released the Dreamcast!
Other Guy: I'm not interested. I'm hyped for the PS2.
News: Sega becomes third party developer.

by CoolAkramTV October 22, 2018

September 9 9:30 am

And now you know, that once upon a time in the same house, in the same room, 50 years apart. Clay and George Davidson had once loved each other. :,)

September 9 9:30 am in the morning you know what that means
*unchained melody starts to play*

by Thick dick daddy james June 28, 2021

September 9: Grab ass Day

Today is National Grab ass day, it doesn’t matter to who!

September 9: Grab ass Day:
It’s September 9th, let me grab that ass
Se

by Someonebythenameofidk September 8, 2022