A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.
The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016
Get the second semester lesbianmug. becky: “yo i’m about to have a hot girl semester this year”
susan: “imma have a sad girl semester hee hee”
susan: “imma have a sad girl semester hee hee”
by nessybear27 October 19, 2019
Get the sad girl semestermug. The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.
You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.
by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009
Get the end-of-semester snowball phenomenonmug. A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake
lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth May 3, 2024
Get the Next Semestermug. Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".
The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".
by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022
Get the End-of-Semester Valedictorianmug. “I have to take psychology this semester”
“I took that yester semester and passed. It’s pretty easy.”
“I took that yester semester and passed. It’s pretty easy.”
by elainethebrain September 17, 2021
Get the yester semestermug. The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.
by Iamexempt December 19, 2013
Get the semester test exemptionsmug.