Sameface

The medical condition affecting celebrities and the socially inept whereby ones facebook photos show are all the same angle and expression. There is no interaction between the person and other people, rather a fixed contrived expression, and an angle which is decided in advance to be the most flattering.

Saw that sameface Daniel Craig on a billboard this morning.
Blue Steel Ha ha! Well he looks like a ferret from any other angle. Paris Hilton is a bit of a sameface too, but that's because she markets herself as a two dimensional paperdoll. Dress me up!

by Lady Beefcake April 22, 2013

Sameface

Originating from Stephen in Henley, sameface is a term for a downer, male or female, any race, even tigers (see down syndrome tiger) as they all seem to have the same face.

Person one: Did you see the sameface?

Person two: Which one they all look the same.

by Rudy St. Brewster January 6, 2009

Sheenfaced

When you go out and get absolutely smashed, drunk, pissed and inebriated.

A portmanteau of Sh*tfaced and Charlie Sheen.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what you get up on Saturday? Bang any 7 gram rocks?
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Guy 2: Went out and got absolutely Sheenfaced, that's how i roll.

by Nickl246 April 1, 2011

semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut

Hannah is such a semen face.

by rebecca</3 December 26, 2008

Semenate

Semenate:
Verb-to ejaculate
Noun-plural for ejaculations

Don't stop I'm about to Semenate.

by Will Cmo February 13, 2014

smegface

the term to have a face made of smeg
similar to shitface

shut the fuck up smegface!!

by Smegface January 29, 2006

Sheenfaced

The state of being whacked out on a boatload of cocaine.

Dude, did you hear Mellisa screaming at the party last night after doing lines?
Yeah, she was so Sheenfaced!

by Pat McDaddy April 11, 2011