selsela is the type of girl that would make you laugh for hours and hours. she is the most thoughtful and caring person you would ever meet. she is also one of the most intelligent people you could ever meet. when selsela is focused on something, there is no stopping her once she is in the zone, and it’s for the best because she will make something beautiful at the end. with her charm and out-going soul, she is basically the key to the best day you could have in your entire life time. she might seem intimidating at first, but once you get to know her, there will be with no doubt a single regret. she is a strong and bright minded person, with the capability of making the impossible, possible.
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A Selvey is certainly not a team player.
A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.
A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.
A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.
A Selvey shall die alone.
A Selvey is certainly not a team player.
A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.
A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.
A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.
A Selvey shall die alone.
"WTF man!? You're such a fucking Selvey!!!"
Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
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Get the Sesley mug.she’s always putting her main priorities first before anything else, like school or family. when it comes to friends, she will never leave your side. she will be the listener to all your problems, and is the best person to vent to, and she will for sure make you feel better after. selsela. she is the definition of perfection. why would you ask for more? that’s right, because she’s selsela of course, a human being, and the best of them all in the entire universe. no one can bring her down if you even try. she will do anything to keep a friendship. she has a smile of an angel, and the mind of one too. she is our savior and we need to treasure her, no matter the cost or sacrifice. she will make something out of herself one day, and heck will it be impactful and damn we will be proud. god knows what is going to happen, but we are all happy to know selsela, and that is all that matters.
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