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Seger Slide

One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.

The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.
"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"
by brazzerssfw July 16, 2016
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Seeger

Seeger is a very funny person. He gets the most girls, and laughs. He has a scrubby look to him, but he always rocks it!
Wow I love Seeger so much! I will never leave him!
by XxGilly November 2, 2020
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Saggers

Undeniably enormous natural breasts that completely cover a woman's chest and almost rest on her legs when she sits down. They have a foot of cleavage or more with or without a bra and jiggle at the slightest provocation. Are ideal for burying one's entire head between for motorboating during intercourse.

Many people find tits of this magnitude excessive, cartoonish and off-putting, perhaps even disgusting, but there is a growing fetish market for women with mammaries of G cup size and above.

Softcore and hardcore porn depicting these women exist with special attention often being given to those who are capable of lactation, which opens up all sorts of sex play not capable in regular pornography.

Popular porn actresses who have saggers include Miosotis, Milena Velba, Cheron, Samantha 38G, Merilyn Sakova and Sapphire.
Jimmy was hypnotised by the sight of a woman whose massive mammaries were bursting out of her low cut top. Able to maintain his cool, he got her number and eventually got his chance to suck on her lactating saggers whilst having sex, fulfilling a lifelong dream.
by zekepl January 11, 2010
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sigger

to exploit and then exacerbate a colleague's alcohol-impairment by leading them on a seemingly impromptu binge of restaurants, taverns, and night clubs. Extreme instances may involve patronage of bordellos, but in all cases alcohol is consumed in near-lethal quantities. It's of popular belief that the motivation of the culprit is the attainment of perverse pleasure at the expense of the victim, the following day; disheveled appearance, disagreeable aroma, severe tardiness/loss of productivity, naseau, difficulty maintaining consciousness, and incontinence. The term was coined after A. Siggers, a mid-nineteenth gambler from London, England who reportedly employed slight of hand to appear as if he was drinking, but did not ever actually imbibe.
to sigger" < L exempli gratia: "I got so siggered last night I traded pants with a homeless person. Wait a minute. Who are you and where did that chicken come from?
by ponyboy70 November 3, 2010
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a béka segge alatt

Hungarian for "in bad shape", especially financially.
Literally means "under the frog's ass".
by LudwigVan March 6, 2004
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sagger

A style of wearing men's pants, popular amongst young, urban, African-American, Latinos and closeted gay urban thugs. This style of wearing pants was originated in the jail and prison system. Younger men who were habitually raped wore their pants this way to signify their level in the prison caste system. This was done often times reluctantly because prisoners are not allowed to wear a belt, which could be used as a weapon or instrument for suicide. These younger men were usually given larger size pants and the result was pants that hung below the buttocks, showing their underwear. After leaving jail or prison these men still wore their pants in this style either as a fashion statement or to signal other men of their homosexual desires. This style is beginning to show up in black gay porn and is being noticed by suburban white kids who are usually ignorant of the origins of this look.
by educated consumer September 4, 2010
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sengers

sengers is a other word for sombody that jerks off on celebertys
He is a sengers.
by boobieslover404 December 24, 2018
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