sedrets

another word for secrets

She said "those are sedrets; i cant tell you"

by mel and ash October 9, 2006

sedecimate

Verb, also spelled seducimate.

Used to indicate a seduction so powerful that, upon sight of the seducer, the seducee's breathing will quicken and their speech will fail. Seducers will find it easy to obtain money, goods and services from those they have sedecimated. Sedecimation is difficult to attain; it cannot be learned, merely honed. Sedecimation comes through sheer force of charisma. Other forms of this verb are:

Sedecimated (past tense)
Sedecimating (present tense)
Sedecimation (referring to a present or past act of sedecimating)

The end goal of Tom Cruise's "Seduce and Destroy" seminar is the ability to sedecimate the woman of your choice.

Carey is well versed in the art of sedecimation.

by Archie Pelago May 23, 2007

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

sedentary

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

sedbergh

Sedbergh or Sedbergh school as we know it is the residence of the analy retentive! little fun is to be had here, there is little time for a life and the teachers are bent as nine bob notes! general advice: do not ever go near this place without a tray in your pants!

analy retentive, for those who prefer the dirt track!!

by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004