male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.

That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017

Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012

secretrevaler

Best LL player.Winner of many tourneys.Doesnt even need an introduction.

man, secretrevaler is so OP.nerf when?his LL teams are the literal goat

by I_eaturface February 16, 2021

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

Scretne

an abbreviation of scratch but can be used on its own to get someones attention.

scretne me balls. Oy scretne.

by Sobhi November 27, 2007

Secretly Bad Ass

Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.

Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth

"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."

by Psh wouldn't you like to know June 29, 2005

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011