Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.
by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007
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secret service agent

When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
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Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.
Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.
by CrazyB0Z0 June 05, 2019
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absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)
my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny
by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020
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Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.
What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.
by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022
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