High school in Whitby, Ontario that is run by teachers who are unbelievably pretentious and think their school is the best. A high school that has a very high rate of teachers who's kids also attend the school and win every award possible.
Hey did John win the athlete of the year at "Sinclair Secondary School" last year?
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.
by hellothere!!! December 9, 2010
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WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019
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a school which copies rgs/ri uniform and makes it x10 uglier to fit in with the elites , it’s a niche school w only fake grass everywhere and no money to help it’s students.only gd thing is got coffee shop opposite and amk hub a few stops away coz canteen food is plastic . people in ANDSS are q dope but only miss the school after they leave siao
person :eh you from anderson secondary school ah ?
person2: ya leh uk the sch ah
person: eyh no where is it even
person: siao cb
person2: ya leh uk the sch ah
person: eyh no where is it even
person: siao cb
by pantinghotdog August 21, 2021
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most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.
come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.
but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.
school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.
most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.
majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .
this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.
come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.
but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.
school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.
most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.
majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .
this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
continued ; once u kena one time for attire check , no matter how much effort u put in to correct ur wrongs they will still fucking target u everywhere u go like paparazzis LOL.
people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .
all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .
our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day
this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.
the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.
p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school
ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .
all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .
our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day
this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.
the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.
p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school
ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
by ex student August 20, 2021
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by Dick Bakerr November 13, 2009
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The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
by Ppbigsmolpp August 21, 2021
Get the regent secondary school mug.a school located at Strathmore Rd filled with bare matreps, minahs, stupid teachers & students, step yps, cancelled discipline teachers and a scamming botak stall owner (joe mama). teachers cares more about tucking in shirts than wearing masks properly and some teachers have sock kinks and confiscate your socks if there's designs or is ankle socks (excluding express people, biased ass teachers). qtss is the most budget school, tables with random blue shit that will stick to wtv you hv, shit aircons in aircon rooms and a 24/7 broken cubicle in the toilets on lvl 4, although toilets smells nice due to the matreps vaping. don't come to this school if you are hydrated, they will ban you from going to piss during exams. lastly, this school think they smart, form teacher are called class mentors, prefects are called student leaders and has a buddy system (never think of people with no friends). ultimately, don't come to this school.
Mr Foo: You thinking of going to Queenstown Secondary School after your primary school?
Tom: Nah it's a shit school like your hairline and arsenal
Tom: Nah it's a shit school like your hairline and arsenal
by urmothersmelly August 21, 2021
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