Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.

"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."

by hardon May 19, 2006

Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

Seasoning searchers

White boys who like girls of colour.

(whites boys don't season their food so they are looking for some flavoring hence the "seasoning")

James (white boy) likes Jasmine (Indian girl) , therfore James is a seasoning searchers.

(yes this very stereotypical but I'm sorry it was funny to me and my cousins)

by Diyajal P May 25, 2024

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025