Seamen of the South

Crazy crew of Pirates that ravage the fierce land that is central florida. known for such dastardly crimes as rape, pilalging, murder, and hotel fraud. Make annual trips of terror. Many think they are gay. The crew is
Captain Munch
Cannon Balls
The Green Parrot
Douche Beard
Tripod

Dude wtf who are those assholes over there yelling "penis"

Ah its those fags the Seamen of the South

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Austin’s Dragon Semen

A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.

Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌

by Redmundo Fanclub December 20, 2020

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

seamen demon

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)

So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!

by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008

seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk

When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower

by S && J && G October 19, 2010

Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009