seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012

seafood lover

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Saucy Seafood

The act of eating out a female with a smelly vagina, that also has gonorrhea.

Damn did you taste Stacey last night? She had some saucy seafood

by BoozeClues August 13, 2021

seafood pudding

savory slang for vagina.

Man, her seafood pudding is raunchy!

by atomicnumber56 January 2, 2008

Calabash Seafood

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.

I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood

by steven1243 February 21, 2010