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Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
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Get the scuttlebutt mug.Scuttlebutt in slang usage means rumor or gossip, deriving from the nautical term for the cask used to serve water. The term corresponds to the colloquial concept of a water cooler in an office setting, which at times becomes the focus of congregation and casual discussion.
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The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love
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Get the Scuttlebug mug.(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
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Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
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