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Grunt Sculpture

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.
by Turdd September 5, 2007
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molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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ScuseTheGoose

The nicest and most handsome goose you will ever find. His accent is so sexy, it will make you wet yourself.
Have you heard of the ScuseTheGoose?
Yeah, his voice is so sexy.
by TerraAustralis May 25, 2018
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Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.
"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"
by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
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Sculptography

The mixed media style of fine art that combines forms of three dimensional sculpture with the process of photography. Having the artistic characteristics of both sculpture and photography. Can be used as a noun Or a verb. the Work of art of both the sculpture and the ensuing Photograph to be made by a single artist resulting in a unique photographic image.
The art gallery venue included many examples of sculptography.
sculpture photography
sculptography
by facilitator June 20, 2009
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scuget

When you order some chicken nuggies and you really hyped to eat them and you get them and one of them is gross and deformed.
Zach: “Man, I’m real excited to eat some chicken nuggies.”
Hunter: “Yeah you’ve been thinking bout those bad bois all day”
*gets nuggies*
*Zach opened his nuggie box*
Zach: “Bruh the fuck, I got a scuget in this bitch.”
Hunter: “Ooh no.”
by Saladbutt69 April 26, 2019
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butter sculpture

A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives
"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."

"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".

"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."
by Danforthist March 1, 2019
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