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scumdouche

basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.
A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.
by pimp perez September 30, 2005
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scouche

a very dirty girl kind of like a couch who gets laid on alot. (slut)
that girl is a dumb scouche
by Jkells February 11, 2009
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squadouche

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.
by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008
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skadouche

a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.

or

when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.
"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."

or

"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."
by ChanClair June 12, 2008
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Schoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party, I've heard he is a Schoucher!
by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010
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Skidouchebag

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!
by That One Girl? December 11, 2011
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Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.
I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.
by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009
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