square banana

a phrase meaning to hook up or get with somebody.

you have to square banana with some one timers before you start square bananaing with someone you want to be serious with.

by miltapanmaniacs December 1, 2011

scare-mobile

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.

(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.

by Da Baba March 11, 2010

Square of Despair

While in prison, you are unwillingly taking it up the ass, having one shoved in your mouth and giving hand jobs to guys on either side of you.

Hey man, you hear about Lil' Pete getting the Square of Despair in the showers?

by Darth Zilla the Bob October 16, 2019

Tiananmen Square

According to China, absolutely nothing ever happened at this place.

There was no massacre at all in Tiananmen Square. Nobody ever died in Tiananmen Square. We never went there and killed a bunch of innocent people -China

by nlolhere August 13, 2020

scare burp

When Mr. Crainer Burps When He Gets Scared.

Mr. Crainer Had A Scare Burp.

by CrainerFan123 October 13, 2015

Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018