scrumpy

To partake in the art of exchanging bodily fluids.

"Hey Sharon, wanna go somewhere and have a scrumpy!?"

by Kezza January 21, 2004

Scrumpy

An ugly fat smelly gross white girl. Usually a name a boyfriend would call their girl

“Oi Hannah, you are looking proper scrumpy today”

by Rosequartz05 November 22, 2019

Scrumpy

Scrumptious, delicious

Wow, those cookies be lookin scrumpy.

by crispygirl February 17, 2020

Scrumpy

A state of being confused and pitiful, combined with a messy look. It usually occurs after a hard nap in a car or a good night of sleep. Derived from the word shrimp as a way to make one feel pitiful, which evolved into scrimp, and then scrump, and finally paired with the definition of frumpy to create “scrumpy”.

Did you just wake up from a nap? You look scrumpy.

Aww look, a lost puppy, poor little scrump.

by Geese Reenwood December 19, 2020

Scrumpy

A word used to describe someone being both sooky and grumpy.

Gosh, you are so scrumpy today!

by Balakaye November 21, 2022

Scrumpy

A thick mixture of liquid meth, that has been drawn back in a point.

Hey Bobbie go to the window and let’s hit this scrumpy, then we can go chill on slab!

by Taxin Jackson February 3, 2023

Scrumpy

Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass

"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"

by The Blight June 4, 2025