subsexual 

-A product of the suburbs. Typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subsexual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.

-The opposite of a metrosexual.

-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.

-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.

-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.

-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.

"Fine honey, you go hang out with your subsexual friends again tonight. I don't mind tending to our children's every need. Have fun!"

subsexual by L.S.M. January 9, 2009

Subsexual 

Subsexual is a form of asexuality. Subsexuality is when you are sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction to someone.

I am subsexual, meaning I sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction

Subsexual by Internet_Duckie July 10, 2020

Syrupsexual 

The condition of living in Canada for so long, that you become sexually attracted to syrup. Simular to exsexual.

I would go get a girlfriend, but this bottle of syrup treats me better. Im a proud syrupsexual rapist.

Syrupsexual by The Zodiac Killer May 24, 2016

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo or Marmaduke.

Person 1: I'm a scoobsexual and I'm ok with that.
Person 2: understandable. I wanna get in a romantic relationship with marmaduke myself b.

Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

scumsexual 

That moment when you’re being an asshat and you pause for a second and you’re like woah.

Guy 1: Dave is a total scumsexual.
Guy 2: I know right?

scumsexual by tabl3cloth July 4, 2018

Scrosexual

Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not it’s not a requirement to practice stretching to be scrosexual. However the aesthetic appeal of the stretched out scrotum giving it the sought after elegant hourglass shape.

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be during intimate scenes the female counterpart is primarily focused and aroused by the scrotum aesthetic.

However Ballstretching is a body modification but it coincides with Scrosexuality because the goal is to make the scrotum the erotic centerpiece the most aesthetically appealing part of the body ; longer smoother and hourglass shape. It’s not about the size of the testes it’s how long the scro skin is tha makes it hot . Intimate Scrosexual activity includes sucking licking = scrotuм romance. are all traits of such sexuality

My boyfriend Scrotum hangs so low it’s such a turn on !! I love how soft the skin is.
Susan I guess that makes you a scrosexual

Scrosexual by Cynthia E July 17, 2024