1 definition by L.S.M.
-A product of the suburbs. Typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subsexual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.
-The opposite of a metrosexual.
-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.
-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.
-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.
-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".
-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.
-The opposite of a metrosexual.
-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.
-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.
-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.
-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".
-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.
"Fine honey, you go hang out with your subsexual friends again tonight. I don't mind tending to our children's every need. Have fun!"
by L.S.M. January 10, 2008