Screen

The fuckin thing your looking at right now

The fatass was staring at a screen all day

by ImFrostbyte August 13, 2014

screening

usually an indie movie or film. When this word is used, I tend to imagine that it is cheaper or free as opposed to when it's CALLED a movie or a flm.

Indie elitists use this term to sound cool, as do I.

1. Let's go watch the (insert film here) screening tonight.

2. I heard they're screening (insert film her) at (x location). Let's go watch.

by rise up rise against June 21, 2004

screen

"Screen" means someone's face

"damn man, yr girl be havin' ass and tits than a muffuk, but damn, that *screen* is all 'hhhhhwhat!?!?!'"

by Ricky August 19, 2004

SCREENED

To be completely mesmerized by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Brad was unable to contribute in any way to the conversation because he was screened out.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

short screen

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

by BWM January 23, 2008

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015