fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping

"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"

by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012

saramambiche

Means “son of a bitch” used mainly in Puerto Rico, said first by Hector El Father popularized again by the song “Tu no mete cabra by Bad Bunny

“Tu no mete cabra saramambiche”

by xocesar October 27, 2017

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scramblas

Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.

Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.

by Jonty72 July 23, 2009

Scramajam

That moment when wiggle the bootys then it yummy cummie in my tummy. Then you bust a quick Mega Nut.

Wow Yoav is gonna make me Scramajam

by Fortnut.Buster April 29, 2019

scrampum

Porn addiction

Dude I have a scrampum

by Scrampum October 16, 2020

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.

"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."

by iak sakkath October 24, 2009