scooter

swag kids that go to the streets and ride with there crew.

i ride a scooter

by fairyfloss101 December 30, 2014

scooter

the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed

last night i gave jasmine a scooter

by dptreetment January 9, 2008

Scooter

A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.

Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.

by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012

scooter

A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time

What’s up scooter ?
Scooters here, OH THEYRE FIGHITN THEYRE FIGHTIN

by Piercen C January 4, 2019

Scooter

My dog. My dog is fricking awesome. He is also a mini schnauzer.

Scooter: RUFFF RUFF BARK BARK WOOOOOF!

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows July 6, 2019

Scooter

A term that describes a really ugly and/or fat chick that you are having sex with or are secretly dating. Because scooters are a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you riding it.

It looks like _______ (Your name here) is out riding his scooter again.

by Scooter King July 5, 2007

Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009