scooter

1) vernacular for "all right"--a statement of approval with connotations of being highly impressed. 2) a greeting to one you hav enot seen in a long while.

"Tony--did you just burp the alphabet backwards?" "yep." "Scooter!"

by d0g3n November 13, 2004

scooter

1. Half retarded cousin of the Motorcycle.
2. Primary form of transportation for asian delivery persons.

"Look at that asshole asian on a scooter!"

by Hep_Greg December 23, 2007

scooter

a car

He be flassin' in his new scooter

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

scooter

one of my best friends and someone who has joint ownership of the title of most sarcastic (the other person being me)

deep down, scooter really does think kurt cobain is hot

by scorchie February 13, 2003

scooter

noun.

aweome kid, aka god. habitually smokes marijuana. has an aweome sister and brudder.(:

girl:gee wilikers, he sure is a scooter.

by scoooo.(: January 02, 2011

scooter

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

by George Best April 10, 2003

Scooter

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

by Old-man Adams May 16, 2015