pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

scorcher

1. Someone or something that scorches.
2. An extremely hot day.
3. Someone or something that causes a sensation or excitement.
4. A very hard hit ball.

Example: Tomorrow should be a scorcher.
Example: In the film 'Scorchers' and in slang, I liken it to a woman whose natural sexuality and confidence will turn others on without any clear logic. Possibly slang from Louisiana and the bayou?

by cat's paw July 21, 2006

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

cooch smoocher

A person's lips, could be a man or woman. But normally lesbian women, or straight males lips.

I dont want my cooch smoochers to get chapped.

by RedBaron69 December 27, 2017

School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

spoocher

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

by spoocher December 29, 2008

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009