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schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by Schlawger February 28, 2009
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schlawg

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex
Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?
by Cornelius22 January 22, 2009
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sclaws

Hi! I heard you were sclaws.
by lolYTMsClawzeHere May 21, 2021
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Sclarge

To be as large as scott hannam
"Youre so sclarge"
by Scottywotty227 March 21, 2022
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slawg

describes anything goopy. can be written as slawgy.
Guy 1: There’s a bunch of slawgy shit on my shirt

Guy 2: What?
by disciple of the isopods May 25, 2023
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shlawg

"if you tell me what a shlawg is i'll let u get a bite of my blazin bagel"
"It's a shawty lovin dawg!"
by blawginout October 30, 2023
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Schlawg

Anything. More often suggestive words like penis cum or sex.
“She schlawgging my schlawg till I schlawg”

“On schlawg” (like on god)

“I love when he says its ‘schlawgging time!’ and schlawgs all over the place
by God_of_discord August 3, 2023
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