Schwifty

Something Rick Sanchez sings to a giant head

You gotta get schwifty

by Trinity Starlight October 7, 2017

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.

Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”

by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019

schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.

"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"

by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schwifty

The ultimate sex apeal

Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.

by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017

Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010