schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

schweter

a german last name

the schweters rock

by hjutt December 9, 2016

Schweitz

Is defined as Roasted Pork, Ham, Swiss, and Lettuce on a toasted sub.

Stephen ordered a Schweitz from the deli, and it was amazing.

by LTSU November 8, 2011

Schwartzer

A German word for black commonly used by two non-black males to describe a male or female of African appearance when passing them by, either on the street or watching Black Panther in the theatre.

Watch out for your wallet there is a Schwartzer nearby

by Dr Linus June 12, 2018

shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

Sweitzer

A totally cool person because there last name is sweitzer.

Phil:Hey whats your last name?
Amira:Um sweitzer.
Phil:YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Amira:YAY!:

by AMIRAA!!!!!!!!!! January 19, 2009

Schweiner

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"

Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.

by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011