Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

scronk

a girl who thinks she’s all that and so cute and hot but in reality she’s ugly and smelly and her name is probably emily

wow, emily is acting like a scronk!

by korn wang May 6, 2020

El Shronk

Someone who believes every definition from Urban dictionary

Someone says: „I forgot 💀” El Shronk: „Here is the link to the definition on Urban dictionary (and other shit)…”

by Not General August 25, 2021

Schrank

A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.

"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."

by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005

Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

Schkonk

Verb. To cross the road quickly before oncoming traffic and leave friends at the other other side. The individual crossing the road is the one 'schkonking'.

"Jack just schkonked us!"

by BeattieBastard March 1, 2009