schagma

Excess build up of sweat and bodily secretions in or around the genitals.

I was going to go down on her but the smell of schagma made me puke.

by Coccobeauty October 18, 2006

schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

Schramley

A happy family composed of 5 members: Papa Chen (Ruben, dad), Frances (mom), Sam (son of Ruben), Alex and Christy (the twins). Other members include Lance (uncle and actual father of the twins), Naomi (the cool aunt/godmother and twin sister of Lance), and Blake (uncle and godfather). Gabe was the family's crazy dog who was put to sleep after attacking Sam.

If you're not a Schramley... you're not family.

by Founding Schramley March 1, 2009

Schramper

what you get called when people think your getting ugly

"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

Schrag

First sexual experience, opposite of virginity. Gaining schrag signifies loosing one's virginity without the negative connotations of loss.

"I gained schrag after my third date with Billy, my high school boyfriend."

by Michele Mybelle June 16, 2006

Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003