Schoolies

A week long piss up held at Surfers Paradise. Everyone gets drunk and gets laid and party on at the beach!

The best way to reward ya self after 12 years of slavery

Hot Chicks, Sex and lots and lots of alcohol all at Surfers

by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004

Schoolie Killer

An individual who always eats 10 trays of the NYCDOE free school lunch; An individual who begs others for their ID to get another tray of School Lunch

During Lunch Jayden and Casseem are always trying to cut eachother on line while Lindon and Tyler are pleading with the other students to hand over their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey, took notice and said to himself " Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh" as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch. Meanwhile Ahmad and Marlee insidiously slipped to the front without anyone noticing all the while Robert watched in horror, Appalled as to what humanity had became, rethinking of naming BETA - Schoolie Killer Academy.

by Killer Police February 15, 2022

like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

Schlieffen

To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.

My friend and I are going to Schlieffen you until our penis's meet.

by eo2340 June 24, 2014

Schoolie Killer

A person who eats more than one tray of the New York City Department of Education free lunch.

Yo, Marlee and Jayden are being schoolie killers again.

by Marlipia November 25, 2019

Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.

"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020

Schoolie Killer

A person who demolishes the nasty free school lunch provided by the nycdoe leaving it nothing but a memory.

I entered the lunchroom, to my suprise seeing Jayden Browne, Keshawn Smalls and Tyler Thomas, all licking their plates and I asked, “why are you guys doing this”? They joyfully responded, “Because were schoolie killers”.

by Schoolie Police January 12, 2022