Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.

He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.

by Vankruser January 5, 2023

Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.

I schmoogled with your mom last night.

by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011