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lola schmitt

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MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. Literally so much cooler than you and everyone else. The smartest, and you could basically call her the next Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people; wow i wonder who the next albert einstein is going to be
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius
by nextalberteinstein December 13, 2021
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Schmitt

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A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.

Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.

It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

10 MINUTES LATER

A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-

A MONTH LATER

A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.

A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

THE CYCLE REPEATS
by Teffe October 22, 2020
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she gave him a schmitt last night.
by lroach May 5, 2008
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1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit
1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!
by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005
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To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
by boing757 June 2, 2009
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To nag someone until they give in to your demands.
Stop schmitting me about the homework and go find out your own damn self!
Oh, shit! He done schmitt it and quit it!
by lawyercat December 8, 2010
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A loser who annoys people to either A) get what they want or B) get attentiion, someone who doesn't know what NOT to say and is generally very obnoxious.

It is also a last name witch btw if your last name is schmitt, thats a GOOD thing, in fact a lot of people including me) wish their last name was schmitt so please don't get annoyed by this(;
He took my phone and ran away with it because he knew I would run after him. He's such a Schmitt.

She told him my secret so I had to yell at her. What a schmitt!
by Fernanalicialoca July 5, 2011
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